The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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