yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
