Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
