I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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