1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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