Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
