You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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