Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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