I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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