5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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