How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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