In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
