D3 body, D1 cock
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How's work?
Spinning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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