he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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