VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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