I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am one with the molecules
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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