I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
false alarm, still single
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
