okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I love you. Go after that dick
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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