It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
