In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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