Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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