Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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