I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Randomize