"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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