did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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