Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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