Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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