Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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