I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Randomize
