I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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