Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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