honey bunches of taint.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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