Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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