Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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