Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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