Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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