dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
True strength comes from lack of pants
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Randomize
