3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think people are normalizing furries
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
