i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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