he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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