nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How does one acquire holy water?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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