he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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