why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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