Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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