You're a womanizer and a bitch.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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