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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Holy shit dude........stairs
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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