dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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