Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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