I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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