do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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