So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
