Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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