Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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